Acts2and38~”The Evolution Poem”

Acts2and38~The Evolution Poem

Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they’re said to be.
Said one to the other,
“Now listen you two,
There’s a certain rumor
That can’t be true …
That man descended from our noble race.
The very idea is sure to disgrace.”
“No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her babies and ruined her life.
And you’ve never known another monk,
To leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another.”
“And another thing you will never see …
Is a monk build a fence around a coconut tree;
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all the other monks to taste.”
“Why, if I put a fence around this tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.”
“And here’s something else a monk won’t do …
Go out at night and get on a stew;
Or use a gun or club or knife,
To take some other monkey’s life.”
“Yes, man descended … ornery cuss,
But, brother, … he didn’t descend from us!

I was delighted to read such a comical yet enthralling piece such as this as it truly grasped at the often forgotten end of evolution. Many fundamentalists like to say that we could never have descended from such a brutish and lesser race such as the ape, but I found this to adequately show how maybe we have no right to be offended by our ape ancestors. And in the end being able to accept the path that has lead to us truly allows us to be the amazing species we have become today


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